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09 August 2009 @ 06:58 pm
"This is.. Jezebel, in Hell"  
Hello, all.

My name is Kristy; the internet knows me more as Lambert.

I'm the person you avoid at bus stops. I dress well enough, but I'm a little too interested in talking to strangers, and have no PC-filter to tell me when to back off or avoid a subject. Example? Sometimes I tell strangers what it's like to have my particular vagina. I guess you could call me creepy, but it's in a rather harmless/too candid kind of way.

I tend to be told that I exude crazy/gay -- both of which describe me. I'd think that was a good thing, if it didn't get in  the way of meeting people on common ground.

I'm weird, in that sort of way that no one relates to me. (No one I know irl, mind you.) I'm crazy, but I'm aware of it/can sort of rationalize things away sometimes. I listen to music that pisses off almost everyone. I'm in the midpoint of coming out of the closet -- I have no close, gay friends. I dress sort of like a modernized mom trying to be casual. I write stories about people getting in to situations they don't prevail over; happy-tuned songs about dead hookers, and delusional surviving relatives of car accidents. I'm sort of quirky, I suppose. I enjoy sleep-dep the same way that people do their illegal drugs. My favorite juice is prune, and I think that pepto abysmal is tasty, in that sample-it-a-little kind of way.

I have a deep-seated love for redheads with curly hair.

I have delusions of being a popular author. This is usually backed up by the smattering of praise I get, when people actually come across my work.

I ask too many questions. I'm never satisfied by anything going on in the world: the news is too sparse, and the corruption is terrifying. I'm 20, but used to act older; now I have the logic and wit of a 5-year old. My meds do stupid things to my brain, leaving me only with the capacity to write horror stories fraught with jokes.

I think there's more, but as an introduction, I suspect this will suffice.
freelarkfreelark on August 10th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I tell strangers what it's like to have my particular vagina. I guess you could call me creepy, but it's in a rather harmless/too candid kind of way.

I guess you could call me creepy, but I find this to be endearing.

In any case you're incredibly interesting. If you need another crazy gay person in your life, you should friend me.

Lambertastrosnatch on August 10th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
Hehe. Most people just find the vagina thing immensely immature. When I did that (more than, say, 6 times?), I thought it was sort of liberating to be so glib.

I will indeed friend you -- though, I find I am on rarely, seeing as my brother and his WoW, blah, blah, meds, etc. I imagine I'll work something out.
aaronagassi on July 28th, 2010 11:28 am (UTC)
Hey Freelark, you better be fucking gorgeous if you're out to ambush me, flaming about your damn cunt!
fortheword on September 12th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)
i'm pretty sure we need to be friends. i don't really post to lj alot, but if you wanted to give me your email you probs should. why? i'm lazy and tired right now. let's just say i get the lyric drop, love the movie icon, and am pretty much the coolest kid yll ever meet, so you should just go for it. okaythankssomuchgoodbye
aaronagassi on July 28th, 2010 11:23 am (UTC)
ever_percieved, can you write worth a damn? Are you a serious writer seeking critique, or just another dilettante demanding praise? What is it that you do so palaver on about that caries such shock value, anyhow? Finf my writing site at http://www.FoolQuest.com/fiction.htm